Let’s talk about the Neahkahnie School District 56 levy, shall we? I know, another election, another “please, can I have some more?” from our local institutions. But bear with me, folks, because this one’s a bit different. It’s about our kids, and let’s face it, they’re the only ones who can save us from a future filled with sentient AI and kale smoothies.
Now, I’ve heard the grumbles. “Taxes, taxes, always taxes!” you say, shaking your fist at the sky. I get it. We’re all trying to make ends meet, especially with those grocery bills that seem to double every time we blink. But consider this: a well-funded school isn’t just about textbooks and chalkboards. It’s about investing in the future of our community. It’s about ensuring our kids have the tools they need to succeed, whether they dream of becoming astronauts, marine biologists, or, dare I say, even politicians.
This levy isn’t about fancy new gold-plated water fountains or hiring a personal chef for the cafeteria; It’s about maintaining the programs that make our schools great. It’s about keeping our class sizes manageable, so our teachers don’t need a bullhorn to be heard. It’s about providing extracurricular activities, so our kids don’t spend all their time glued to screens, learning the latest TikTok dance moves.
Think of it as an investment in our local, coastal economy. A thriving school district attracts families, which supports local businesses, which, in turn, keeps our property values from plummeting faster than a soufflé in a hurricane. Plus, imagine the bragging rights! “My kid goes to the best schools in the county!”
And frankly, a strong school helps keep our kids engaged in positive ways. Let’s give them opportunities to learn about marine biology, coastal ecology, or Dungeons and Dragons.
So, when you vote in May, remember the kids. Remember the future. And remember that a few extra dollars today can save us from a whole lot of headaches (and TikTok dance tutorials) tomorrow. Let’s continue to give our kids the education they deserve, and maybe they’ll invent a machine that makes kale smoothies taste like chocolate. Vote YES!
Sincerely,
Frank Squillo
Manzanita, OR
